(Teacher and Kids are on a field trip at Oscorp Labs)

Teacher: And is the genetics lab where scientists alter animal DNA for the advancement of modern medicine. Now who wants ice cream?

(The kids cheer)

Greg: (to Ned) Back it up, nerd-alert. (Pushes Ned to the ground)

Ned: Aw, man. (a spider comes down) Cool, a spider. (spider bites Ned) Ow! Oh, I feel different. Almost like... Spiderman! (shrinks into a spider) Aw, man. (Zookeeper walks in) Help me, Mister!

Zookeeper: Talking spider? (panics and tries to squash Ned)